you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
this will be a night to untag.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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