yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
What did we do last night that was yellow?
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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