Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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