i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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