i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
The air was thick with penises
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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