I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
It's like God shit irony all over that family
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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