Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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