hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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