i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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