Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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