I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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