I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
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