Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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