The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
do herpes really smell.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
