Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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