She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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