He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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