I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
i dont even know how to be here
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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