we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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