Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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