Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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