This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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