3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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