watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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