Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
operation harelip BJ is a go
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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