i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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