What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
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Fuck
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
