I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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