If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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