scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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