Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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