Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Come see our sink grown plant.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
Randomize
