nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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