I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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