I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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