You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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