I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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