my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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