i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
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