dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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