what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I think I sprained my soul last night
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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