worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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