Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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