Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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