HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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