I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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