I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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