I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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