Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
there is glitter all over my balls
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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