would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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