In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
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