Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
