He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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