Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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